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My Part in
the Downfall of Short Term Car Insurance
My name is Clarence and I am responsible
for the downfall of short term car insurance (which you can
buy in the Uk from
here).
I never thought that
what I was doing was wrong. In fact, I was so sure that I
was doing the right thing in all of this. It didn’t end with
an apocalyptic boom or a bunch of bodies piled up on a
freeway. It actually didn’t end at all. In short, I am
responsible for the worldwide craze that is short term car
insurance. Some people think this is a good thing of course.
I mean, it is usually not considered a bad thing to have a
car insurance. Have you ever heard a person say: “How dare
you protect your car!!” or “I can’t believe you don’t want
to give up your entire salary to pay for a car accident!”
That simply does not happen. Most people consider you to be
a responsible, honest person if you have car insurance and
short term car insurance is no different.
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Why am I complaining then? The simple
answer is that I liked being special. I liked being the only
person in a group that knew what short term can insurance
was and exactly how to get it. I enjoyed the confused
expressions on my friend’s faces when I would tell them
about the convenience of it, the complete coverage options,
and the low, low price. Looking back, I should have just
kept my mouth shut, but if there’s one thing I have come to
learn about myself from this whole experience is that I am
an attention hog. This trait is coupled with the fact that I
hate sharing. I wanted to be the only one in my group that
knew about short term car insurance and I had no idea that
my bragging would result in half of the world’s population
obtaining car insurance. Now long term car insurance is the
rarity and short term is the norm.
To make a long story
short, word spread about my short term car insurance at the
speed of light. This was mostly due to the popularity of a
certain social networking website. My friends told their
friends and family who told their friends and families, and
so on and so forth. Pretty soon, everyone was talking about
it. Newspapers were writing about it and insurance companies
exploded with increased business. I practically ended the
entire global recession with just a few simple sentences,
for crying out loud! The world is a much happier place since
everyone obtained short term car insurance, and through this
whole experience I have learned to keep some things to
myself.
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